★ S2 FINALE
EPISODE 016 · SEASON 2 FINALE · RUNTIME 1:00
THE RETIREMENT PARTY
The Reaper throws himself a retirement party. He invites all 15 victims as ghosts. He gives a speech. He cuts the cake. He tries to hang up the scythe. Nobody lets him.
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EP.014
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THE SHARK TANK
"Uber, but for sandwiches." Funding secured by the shark in the lobby tank.
EP.013
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THE WEDDING
He wrote his own vows. The Reaper cut in during the first dance. Literally.
EP.012
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CONSTRUCTION SITE
Hard hat, all protocols. Then a grand piano fell from a crane. The Reaper waved.
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